just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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