dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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