so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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