what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
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I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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