I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
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Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
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Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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