That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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