whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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