I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
You took a bar mat shot.
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No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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