i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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