I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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