I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Randomize
