i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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