Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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