Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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