He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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