Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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