How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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