dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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