yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I wish you could order shots online.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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