So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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