You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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