She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
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I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.