ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
hahahahaha turkey breast
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
It was confusing and full of hummus
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.