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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?

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• (914): View more from New York

  All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.

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  No promises

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.

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