would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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