arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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