dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Welp...herpes.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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