Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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