Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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