oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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