Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
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Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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