Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
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i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
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Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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