im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
