You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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