For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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