Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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