I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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