watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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