When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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