If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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