he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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