I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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