is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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