All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
Randomize
