it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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