I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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