He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
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