Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
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The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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