piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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