She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
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We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
false alarm, still single
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize