Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
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Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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