Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
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I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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