Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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