I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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