I don't think brook has ever known best
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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