Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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