I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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