Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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