Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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