Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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