I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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