Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I don't think brook has ever known best
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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